gifts for the person slightly too obsessed with their pet
this is me talking about me
Everyone has that one friend who got a dog, and now can’t picture life without them. If they are out of town for even a day or two, they demand Facetime calls or hourly photo updates. They buy hats with their dog’s name on them and bring the dog everywhere. Hi, my name is Sabrina, and I am obsessed with my dog.
This is Scout. She is two years old and a Boston Terrier. People would describe her as a diva, fierce, entitled, and a bit of a snob. But we love her, and she is so special. We got her at nine weeks old when she was the size of a russet potato, and now she’s like a whole 20-pound muffin!
Anywho…Let’s curate some gifts for this specific person.
A freaking customized dog bowl, I would DIE. Nothing is more cute and personal than this, and it adds a cuter touch to your home than the metal round bowls your dog is probably eating out of right now. (Also, not as expensive as I thought!)
Let’s talk dog toys. These toys are anything but basic and look cute lying around your floor, under your bed, and outside behind your rose bush. First of all being a Dodger Dog, because duh. The second is a martini because your dog also needs a martini at the end of a long day of doing nothing. Third, I cannot even believe this is a real thing that they make, but why wouldn't my dog need a rare beauty blush? This diva…
What’s a home without a custom portrait of your small tyrant? Incomplete. This one from Etsy is cute, and not tacky.
What dog parent hasn’t looked at the Staud customized dog line and done a longing sigh? This is the ultimate cool dog parent gift.
IYKYK, Susan Alexandria is a maximalist dream. From eccentric beaded jewelry to cute dog collars, they are truly a staple in my hypothetical dream world shopping rotation. FYI, they make leashes too, and they are to die for.
Of course, my dog wears Lisa Says Gah, says the most expensive b!tch you know. Okay but if I could I would, my dog would be dressed head to toe in LSG and Sandy Liang.
I used to bag on the people who were like,” My baby only eats organic grapes and granola bars!” Now I am “Miss my dog eats pure ingredients ONLY”. My dog likes these, and so will your dog, probably. But IDK them.
Jonathan Alder is for your rich aunt that you see a few times a year, she always is wearing some niche designer brand “you would never hear of”, and has art hanging up in her halls that she “stumbled upon somewhere.” So with this fancy pants dog treat container, channel your inner rich auntie energy.
This next one is for my cat moms, but I won’t be writing a description on any of these, because I am allergic to cats and therefore disconnected from this.
Thank you for reading, YOU ARE A GEMMM!!
